(Last year, at Imtiaz Ali's place)
Karan Johar: Hey Imtiaz!
Ali: Hello Karan.
KJo: my new movie got released. Did you watch?
Ali: No Karan I'm allergic to bullshit.
KJo: Come on it's not that bad. Ranbir is the hero.
Ali: Why do you spoil him yaar? I got him up and running with Rockstar and Tamasha.
KJo: Don't be so judgmental. Watch and see..
*Ali watches the movie*
KJo: How was it?
Ali: Basically it's a stupid movie where Anushka plays a girl, whose wedding is due in weeks, roaming carefree around Europe and falling in love with a charming man she met. Why did you go for Ranbir? Your buddy SRK would've nailed this role.
KJo: Khan Sahib is good, but hasn't he aged enough to stop playing such roles? But it hurts me to shoot a movie without him. That's why I added the pointless cameo. How was that?
Ali: Sorry yaar the screenplay was so boring that I dozed off a bit and missed the whole Khan scene. But do you seriously think SRK is too old to play the lover role?
KJo: I don't know yaar.
KJo: What are you thinking?
Ali: Nothing. Achcha chalta hoon! Got to direct a movie.
(One yaar later)
KJo: Hey Ali! Heard that your new movie is out, and that too with Khan Sahib.
Ali: Yes. Since you took my boy Ranbir, I thought why not cast your buddy Khan.
KJo: What's the plot like?
Ali: This is a never before told story where Anushka plays a girl, whose wedding is due in weeks, roaming carefree around Europe and falling in love with a charming man she met.
KJo: Hmm. Are you sure it is never told before?
Ali: Of course!
Ali: What? The movie?